Pantie Whispers....

Everyone does it...movie stars, cover girls, hunky guys and old guys.  Your dog will do it and so will your baby.  If you are human and alive....you do it.  It has been called many things, from cutting the cheese to passing gas.  I like to think of mine as pantie whispers.  It just sounds better.  Doesn't make it any less funny. We all have let the silent ones escape and hope the after glow isn't noticed.  The older you get, the harder it is to trust the fart...once you get burned by a shart, its hard to forget.  Not that it has ever happened to me, but I am sure, one day it will.
   Everyone has had their embarrassing moments with the pantie whispers.  I know I have.  Seven years ago when we went on our Hawaiian Cruise, it happened to me.  It was one of the formal nights and after dinner and the theatre, we went out with another couple we just met.  There was a dessert bar and everyone was going to the buffet for the goodies.  We were all sitting around eating our desserts, but I saw something that somebody else had and I wanted it, so I got up to get it.  While I was walking to the buffet, I felt a sneeze coming on.  Not wanting to embarrass myself sneezing, I held it in.  BIG MISTAKE...it had to come out somewhere and it did. I stood there paralyzed, hoping it was quiet enough that no one heard.  I looked back at Rich and he was laughing so hard he was crying...the guy that we were with leans over and says to Rich, " did your wife just cut the cheese?"  I couldn't help but laugh too.  There was a young server boy standing right by me and he was cracking up too.  Needless to say, I was the "butt" of alot of jokes the rest of the cruise.
   The next time I got caught was just last year on Regan's birthday.  I took Regan and Karaline to Beef and Boards for her birthday.  It was an awsome night.  Karaline loved it.  The food was good and so was the show.  Two hours later, we were walking to the car.  I must have been holding it in for the past two hours, because on the way to the car, I tooted.  Karaline heard it and says..."Mimi....Regan and I burst out laughing and the more I laughed, the more I tooted...it was hysterical.  What are ya gonna do...just laugh with it and make a memory.
   Rich got caught one time when we were going into the mall.  He thought I was behind him and I was, I just wasn't the only person behind him.  It sounded like he emptied his bowel and it was impossible not to notice.  I started laughing and so did the woman.  I of course acted like I didn't know him....LOL!
   One time Rich had one that would probably go down in the record books.  Our dog Kahte always slept under our bed.  He let out a fart that had to last 30 seconds and it was loud and continuous.  It scared the dog and drove her out from under the bed barking.  We laughed so hard and we will never forget that one.

   Farts can be embarrassing, but its all part of being human.  I have known people that say they would never fart in front of their spouse...that sucks for them.  They are missing one of the best parts of marriage...total acceptance and being so comfortable with someone.  I am now having pantie whispers...they just sound better.  These pictures were taken on the infamous pantie whispers events...I'm not embarrassed, I'm just glad I have some memories that made me laugh so hard I cried...we need more of those in our lives...and knowing me...I will probably have a few more stories.