MILF, I was called that once and didn't have a clue what it was, then I found out....I was flattered...LOL! We went to see the original MILF last night...Stifler's Mom from American Pie. She was NOT what we thought she would be...FUNNY! I guess if you like self deprecating crude humor, you would like it. We couldn't quite get past her outfit that she wore. Horizontal striped spandex just doesn't look good on anybody and if you are 50 and overweight, it really isn't appealing. She kept pulling at it all night and acted like she wasn't comfortable in it either. If you are going to wear something like that you just have to OWN it!
I got my hair cut yesterday and I must say, I was pleased with the outcome. When she asked me how I wanted it cut, I told her to just take 10 yrs. off. I'm not sure if 10 yrs. came off, but it definitely was an improvement. All women stress over their hair. I don't think any of us are ever happy with it and if we are, it grows out and then we have to start all over again. Some women just keep the same haircut for their whole life. It's all about feeling comfortable and safe. I know one hair cut decade I don't want to go back to, its the 80's....perms and highlights and trying to look like Farah Fawcett...LOL! Change is good, and one thing about hair, it grows back. I love those makeover shows where they take a lady that has had the same hair do since the 70's and she comes out looking like one HOT Momma! I'd love that!
I would just love someone else to tell me what would look good, what to wear and how to have my hair. Since that is probably never going to happen, I just keep changing it up, hoping to get back to the MILF that I used to be. I think the last call has came and went on that one.
My hip flexor muscle pull is getting better and I have put away my frozen peas. It still lets me know it is there, but at least I am not hobbled anymore. I really want to get back to walking again. I guess from now on I will have to treat walking like an athlete training for a triathelon. I will have to warm up and do stretches before I take off walking. Things have changed and I must act accordingly.
But even as things change, like my body and its aches and pains, my face and hair, with its wrinkles and sags and the texture of my hair, some things will always stay the same. The way I feel about things, my zest for life and I will forever be that same little girl from the farm on Fir rd. in Tippecanoe, Indiana.
I didn't know what a MILF was either, until Puck said it last year on Glee!LOL I HAD to Google it, because I knew if HE said it, it had to be something sexual.LOL I hope I'll be thought of as a MILF someday...but I have some work to do first. I keep telling Sam, I want a tummy tuck someday. 3 c-sections doesn't do much for ones waistline!
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